Mega Man 5: Cornfed The Monkey: Santa's Last Hope

This ROM hack changes Mega Man into a little hero known as Cornfed the Monkey. Nearly all of the text in the game has been altered with a new storyline.

BOW DOWN AND FEAR CORNFED THE MONKEY...
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Cornfed the Monkey: Santa's Last Hope
Released by Moxy Enterprises
(We're huge in Botswanna)
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/3collegeguys/
E-mail: [email protected]

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Contents:
I. Cornfed: The Monkey, The Myth, The Legend, The Disclaimer
II. Requirements
III. Installation
IV. Version History
V. Future Endevours of Moxy Enterprises

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I. Cornfed: The Monkey, The Myth, The Legend, The Disclaimer...

A) On March 23, 1994 Cornfed the monkey was playing on his jungle jim minding his simian business WHEN... he heard the crash of steel and glass; The city of Witchita was under attack! The only Godless swine who would attempt to defile the sweet bussom of Kansas were the Pinkos! A distant "Ho Ho Ho" was cut off abruptly and Cornfed knew it was time for action. Donning his favorite blue "over-hauls" he headed for downtown Witchita on the bus. These commies had to be stopped, and gosh darnit if he wasn't the monkey with the sand to do it!

B) CornfedX is a freeware patch that can be openly distributed as is. Any distribution of this patch with the Mega Man 5 ROM is BAD! Any distribution of the patched ROM is BAD! So if you recieve this zip file containing anything besides the IPS patch and this doccument, delete the extras IMMEDIATELY and cry a salty tear for the reponsible bastard's soul, for HELLFIRE IS IN HIS FUTURE! Moxy Enterprises, although an international conglomerate, has no affiliation with Nintendo of America or Capcom. Moxy Enterprises is NOT responsible for any dammage that may occur from the use of this patch. Moxy Enterprises is NOT responsible for your personal hygine, only YOU can prevent noxious body odor!

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II. Requirements

A) A 386 Computer or Highter
B) A VGA Monitor
C) DOS or a Windows Operating system
D) The Mega Man 5 ROM file (Moxy Enterprises cannot provide this)
E) An NES emulator
F) An IPS patch applier, such as Snestool.
G) An unzipping program like WinZip
H) Pants

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III. Installation

A) Make a copy of you Mega Man 5 ROM called cornfedx.nes
B) Drop the cornfedx.nes file and the IPS file into the directory with your patch tool (SNEStool for exmaple)
C) Open your patch tool and apply the patch
D) Enjoy this product responsibly

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IV. Version History

A) Version 1.o : First Public Release

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V. Future Endevours of Moxy Enterprises

A) Cornfed's little brother, Bobo, is set to appear in his first adventure in a hack of "Little Nemo the Dream Master." So keep an eye out of "Little BoBo the Chimp Master.

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Remember kids, Say no to drugs and yes to monkeys in human clothes.

Mega Man 5 (USA).nes - NOINTRO
CRC32: 5E023291
MD5: D7D22BF9EDFB16469975F7F4D8DA518F
SHA-1: 1748E9B6ECFF0C01DD14ECC7A48575E74F88B778
SHA-256: 32BD2B4ECD2129AA5337AFE9171696EF35646D3FD597339AEBBA19221764521C