Since Zelda fans enjoy the brain dead gameplay of Hyrule Warriors so much, here's something equally stupid on NES - except instead of winning easily, you lose easily.
Simple hack that replaces Bokosuka Wars characters with Zelda 1 characters
Database match: Bokosuka Wars (Japan)
Database: No-Intro: Nintendo Entertainment System (v. 20210216-231042)
File SHA-1: 421E2882FB476BE347DCBB924A165306E57A66C3
File CRC32: 196AFC68
ROM SHA-1: 8A5E699F33926E521B589025465FD536564902A3
ROM CRC32: FE18E6B6